Monday, April 8, 2013

Identity Thief (2013)


Description:
Comic story called "Catch a fat woman, if you can," introduces us all with mind-boggling situation. The main character here is a young man, a good citizen, whose name is Sandy. One day, the main character learns a perfect chance that someone is using his name and part-time credit card in another state. That someone turned out to be a bizarre plump lady, a spokeswoman for the fair sex. Accordingly, Sandy was at a loss, and in view of the above, decided to find and talk to this brazen woman. But the conversation did not work out at once, and there begins the real race for violators of this order.

My impression of the film:
But at first it was really funny, and the movie promised to be friendly and agreeable, but delayed action and viewing pleasure has become a tedious waiting razvyazki.Stolko superfluous, unnecessary dragged that in the eyes dazzled! so, if it were not for the prolonged narrative, would put a solid eight.
P.S.so the second half of the film can be safely hibernate for about twenty minutes, during sleep completely lose the thread of the narrative.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

21 & Over (2013)





Description:
The action takes place in the United States. There is preparing to meet a perfect date - his 21st birthday, a regular guy. I wonder what is so generally prepare?
Do not forget also that the fact that the CIS countries said it was in '21 by this official legal age. Only about 21 years can participate in the electoral process and to buy alcohol. Politics and elections generally not interested in characters of the film. More interesting was probably receive official permission to buy booze. You only need to note that the main character - not a bully. On the contrary, our hero learns diligently in preparation for the exam in college to studying medicine. Only the exam should be held as soon as the next, after the name day, day. On the eve of this wonderful celebration of the birth to the future of student friends come. As a result of this work?
Now, friends persuaded the birthday of the future, that '21 is a once in a life and that you need to break away from the full program. As a result, the poor man is led by comrades and agree to host a party in their honor. At first, all was quiet, and remembered the birthday of his examination. Only with every glass of strong cocktails, relaxing and losing control of everything going on. How will rejoice in the main characters? What will happen in the morning, you will know it for yourself when you watch this motion picture until the end. Occupy comfortable seats and prepares the grub with laughter throughout this exciting and very funny film. Well, watch and enjoy.

My impression of the film:

Quite typical American comedy about a dissipated friends with typical jokes about sex and alcohol, but it is not typical, it's still funny comedy. At least I was wildly funny. Even more to say, it's so absurd movie that you want-I do not want to have to laugh anyway. The story about a naive protagonist and divorced fellow villains wins the viewer with giblets. And most surprisingly, a film about the end of infantile revelers get pretty mature. These films are obtained only funny at times. We can say that a lot of luck. Perfect for a distraction from the harsh reality.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Host (2013)



Description:
Humanity faced a new danger. What if your love or native people, and just a neighbor away, but instead will be some stranger, albeit superficially and so familiar? In the new film from the creator of the "Twilight" saga by Stephenie Meyer, we see the girl Melanie will fight for her beloved and important people against the aliens. And it's difficult, because disembodied aliens fully seize people, displacing all their essence. And those present remained quite a handful, which the girl without even knowing it can kill.

My impression of the film:

Read the book, so was looking forward to the film. Disappointed. The cast is weak, emotions, the film is not even a sense of compassion for Annie does not appear. A confusion of events at all depressing, so for example when Ian for no apparent reason falls in love with Annie.
Only by the end of the film there is a bit of emotion, some unrest.
I consider wasted money and time, you can wait for the movie and look at home, did not it would be worse.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)



Description:
Movie Cobra 2 resembles most American fighters, which are constantly fighting bad guys with good. Here Cobra unit acts as the bad guys who have the secret arms trade. The villains, as always, try to take over the world, and the brave soldiers of the detachment GI Joe oppose this. President Zartan orders his men to kill squad GI Joe. But the opposite is happening: during one of the tasks they are attacked and killed almost everyone. Survived only three, who will stop at nothing in order to strike back. You can not trust anyone but himself to save the world. Unfolds a serious world war.
My impression of the film:
Looking in the 2009 film "Cobra" I got a huge disappointment, the recorded tape into unloved projects this year. Forgetting about this movie, in 2012, I know that will continue. My reaction? Anger mixed with surprise! Again spend money, so to speak, "spend" actors for the sequel, to say the least, unfortunate creatures. But because of my stupid curiosity that this time benefited, I decide to read this sequel. Honestly, I was pleasantly surprised! No, the movie did not get my "heart" will not get a perfect score, hardly will long be remembered. But as a vacationer action film meets all the criteria: fast, with the drive, speaker, special effects in order, sound, and so on - is happy.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Safe Haven (2013)



Description:
Another romantic melodrama Quiet Harbor to watch online for free in high quality expanded series of novels to film professionals love lyrics Nicholas Sparks (such films as The Notebook, A Walk to Remember and Dear John). Hardly remain indifferent viewer who will watch this movie, because it tells about how difficult life after testing meet single people and regain their love and hope.
The main characters of the movie Katie and Alex are going through a tragedy of his life. Alex lost his beloved wife and was left alone with two small children. Kathy runs away from her husband - a sadistic seekers. And probably for good reason by chance it is a quiet coastal town, home to Alex. A small town by the sea a good place to start a new life. Katie finds a job, buy a house and met with residents. But how quickly it will be able to forget the horrors of the past and get rid of the fear in my heart? Will it have the heroine of the film Quiet Harbor 2013 release once again believe in love?
The viewer who decides melodrama Quiet Harbor to watch in high quality, the film tells of the fact that all the obstacles and problems encountered along the way loving man and woman, their love only give the maximum effect. This romantic melodrama can still watch because it will affect more than one love theme, here, and the children left without a mother, and a woman born with a long time, violence from her husband. Many moments make shrink hearts. Yet the most important reason for the film to be quiet harbor to watch online for free in high quality - this is a story about the meeting of two lonely hearts, the rebirth of hope and love, and that love can overcome all the problems together, even to cope with the past .
Perfect adaptation of the lyrical novel about love, great work of director Lasse Hallstrema, unobtrusive and quiet background music soundtrack Quiet Harbor and talented actors play just beckon visitors to the screen and do not disappoint them.

My impression of the film:
The overall impression of the film certainly enjoyable. This is a sweet love story, without modern vulgarity, but also in time with the experiences with a passion. In addition, the story transformed the temporary insertion and even mystical, scary parts. In my opinion the director to choose a decent cast. Josh Duhamel seen in different images and each time he really get used to the role. I do not know how the movie matched against the original product, but it seems that nothing more will not heal at the same time, everything happens too fast

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Chinese Zodiac (2013)


Description:
The main character of the story - working around the world treasure hunter named JC Hawk. The well-known antique dealer offers him a rare find six figurines in the form of animal heads. At one time, these bronze sculptures come in sets of 12 subjects, who personified the zodiac signs. Figurines adorned the legendary fountain of the Summer Palace on the outskirts of Beijing. In 1860 the majestic building was looted and destroyed by British and French troops at the end of the Second Opium War, and the statues lost.
First JC team mates go to France, because the two statues are stored in one of the French collectors. During the operation to seize the bronze sculptures of well-guarded castle JC meets Coco - Chinese student studying in Paris. Girl takes an active part in the global campaign for the return of lost cultural property to the countries from which they were removed. Along the way, JC is making the worst enemy in the person of Pierre, the chief of the Chateau Marceau. However, the treasure hunter finds a faithful friend in the person of Catherine impoverished aristocrat, in the house where he found one of the statuettes. Coco and Catherine join the company Hawk.
The group sent a new cast on a tropical island, where the wreckage of a stranded ship buried two more statues. In the tropics, Jay C and his friends opposed motley gang of pirates. Only through the perfect fighting skills of the hero can not prevail. Back home, JC is surprised to learn that the mysterious customer has collected six other statuettes. There is nothing surprising in the fact that Hawk is going to teach him a lesson in good manners.

My impression of the film:
Jackie - a great actor. But in this film, he decided to do everything myself, and all failed. Acting is decent, but he was not twenty, or even thirty years, does not have that enthusiasm and fire. Yes, he looks young, but the game is not the same as in the past. A selection of other actors, direction generally low. He should have just produced and played and otstalnoe would make these spices. In general, the great do not be shy to go by the wayside. They - great.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)



Description:
    Two friends go to Las Vegas. One of them is called Raoul Duke, he was a sports writer, and Vegas is going to light up the famous "Mint 400". Second name is Dr. Gonzo. Or something like that. And Dr. Gonzo - a lawyer, but who cares? And going around something unimaginable. Nevada native does not know. Only specific drugs can save all these creatures. Normal guy like our hero somehow uncomfortable at times even in the chaos ...

  My impression of the film:
A good film, for which he did not like Thompson, but the picture is like. Comedy genre was first, but after watching it became clear that it's a deep, psychological drama. Plot no ... Not at all. The entire film is the atmosphere is simply mesmerizing. While viewing not feeling drugged. In addition to the message of the atmosphere there, which I think many do not understand.

Pulp Fiction (1994)



Description:
Two bandits Vincent Vega and Jules Winfield spend time in philosophical conversations in between disassembly and "problem solving" to the debtor of his crime boss Marsellus Wallace. Parallel unfolds three stories.
In the first, Vincent looks after his wife Mia Marsellus and saves her from a drug overdose. In the second tells of Butch Coolidge, boxers, hired Wallace to take the fight, but had deceived him. The third story combines the first two - in a cafe a couple of unfortunate young robbers - Pumpkin and Honey Bath robbery attempt, but Jules stops them.
  
My impression of the film:
In my opinion the "Pulp Fiction" - the best film of Quentin. The most effective proof that the film deserves attention is the fact that it consists entirely of vivid and memorable scenes, a replica of which spectators were separated for a quote. And most importantly - a film you can watch endlessly, never get bored.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)



Description:
Victorian England. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - this superhero squad, led by the fearless adventurer Allan Quatermain. Under his command were such notable figures as Captain Nemo, vampiress Mina Harker, an invisible man Rodney Skinner, the U.S. Secret Service Agent Tom Sawyer, Dorian Gray and Dr. Jekyll / Mr Hyde.
League members - extreme individualists, outcasts from different backgrounds and unique talents that people either curse or bless. Now they must learn to trust each other and work as a team to save mankind. They will have the urgent task: to "Nautilus" submarine of Captain Nemo, to cross to Italy, in Venice, where a masked madman nicknamed the Phantom plans to disrupt a conference of world leaders, undermining and flooded the city.
This crime can be catastrophic for the planet. To prevent it, the disposal of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, a total of nine hours ...

 My impression of the film:
This is an unusual story in which good battles evil. All the qualities inherent in the superhero genre of the film. The mere list themselves gentlemen and ladies tunes on an incredible adventure, and they really will be. Writers tried their best. Everyone must see movie. A specific audience it does not have. The film will be of interest both to children, adolescents, and adults. Everyone will find something in it for themselves. Children, for example, at once drawn into history itself. Teens will wonder the big picture. The older generation will be able to note a surprising game actors and they know from childhood characters.

Summing up, I want to say that I liked the movie up to every second of film.

Seven Pounds (2008)



Description:
Ben - the usual tax officials. Trying to correct the mistakes made in the past, Ben embarks on a journey to redeem himself. But during the trip, he meets a mysterious stranger, including Emily, the secret stranger, which according to her - a broken wing. Unexpectedly, Ben falls in love with Emily, which literally destroys his plans.

My impression of the film:
Do like the movie, it all perfectly, the story, the idea itself is brilliant, the acting. I could not take my eyes, I put her with the impression that I have lived this little story. After watching this film you will be something to think about, I personally think. This is not just a movie, and one big emotion. Happy viewing.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Stand Up Guys (2012)



Description:
History is built around two longer young offenders, one of whom was ordered to kill a close friend. Such a complex situation requires time to think, decide and killers with a friend pretty pobuyanit (including visits to brothels, stealing cars and running away from the police), before making a final decision.

My impression of the film:
This film is one of my favorites. It shows the real friendship, no matter what. The picture is very touching film and after watching it leaves a feeling of sadness. But the ending of the film dispels all your sadness. So watch the movie for you, it will make a big impression.

Remember Me (2010)




Description:

Careless student Tyler can not create harmony in yourself and find a common language with all those around him. It depresses and holds the depressed elder brother's death. His own father, as the mother and stepfather, done not care about his case. The only plus in this situation is to his friend Aidan. By chance, the guys get into a fight on the street, resulting in Tyler is arrested, but soon released on bail. Aidan accidentally learns that in college, where he studies, learns and Ellie - daughter of the investigator who conducted the case of Tyler. Aidan has another cunning plan: twisted romance with Ellie, so she asked her father to close the "case"

My impression of the film:

The film makes a very deep vpechatlenie.Da can beat the story of human relationships, and as old as time, but as long as there are people, they will talk, and while they will communicate this story will be relevant. The film "Remember Me" on the close relationship of people between the reigning confusion. But it stands out among the many. I was struck by the love Tyler to his deceased brother and little sister, for which he is willing to do anything. Surprisingly, this love I have not seen anywhere else. Well chosen music for the film, it complements what is happening on the screen. Recommend to view

Sunday, March 24, 2013

The Last Stand (2013)








Description:
Under the escort of the FBI ran a dangerous gang of drug dealers. Are considered the most violent criminals, so they immediately need to find and catch. The gang takes hostage, and with it plans to get to the Mexican border, to leave the country and all the traces. They rush to the armored car full of the most powerful weapons.
After a few days they will be out of the country, and now in front of them only a small town, which sets its rules Sheriff Owens. Once upon a time it was the best cop in all of Los Angeles. Now he decides to go back and restore calm civilians caught all criminals.

My impression of the film:
Today saw the movie and I can safely say that it impressed me! Watch a movie in the same breath, nothing more everything in moderation. There's nothing else I did not expect from Arnie, explosive, action-packed full of moments. Like the time when Arnold Schwarzenegger gets his favorite gun. Advise everyone to see this movie.

Movie 43 (2013)



Description:
This project involved 25 comedy superstars of the first magnitude. Movie 43 is composed of more than two dozen mini-stories with a steady stream of fine jokes, jokes and parodies, as well of the violent passions.

My impression of the film:

Just want to say that the film is not for the faint of heart, it's full of irony, sarcasm, vulgarity, and so on. I heard a lot of negative reviews of the movie and could not bring him to see, but it is better to see once than to hear that again. Film as for me crazy, nothing new and interesting, I did not see, but it was where to laugh. The movie is in no more than once.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

The First Time (2012)




Description:
Everyone in my life was my first love, or similar situatsiya.Tak happened to a young man Dave to his ears in love with the most prominent and famous girl in school - Jane Harmon. That's just to talk about their likes Dave shy. Once at the party with friends he meets a cute Aubrey, which was great priyatelem.S this girl has a lot of places of contact, it is interesting to talk to the same family legeche endure the difficulties of teenage life. Dave still dreams about Jane and Aubrey have a guy older than her. At one point, close communication between friends turns into a new direction, there is sympathy and inflame feelings without the other is hard, plus they begin to be jealous of each other.

My impression of the film:
I will not drag out I liked the movie, I recommend to watch a movie in the company of his devushki.Ponravilas filma.Ponravilas me the idea that shyness and awkwardness in their relationship caused a lot of positive emotsiy.Davno wanted to see something like that.

I advise you to look.